If Trump becomes president

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 08/21/2015 at 19:06 • Filed to: None

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I found his new presidential limousine.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/21/2015 at 19:08

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I see him as more of a Dartz guy.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/21/2015 at 19:11

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Nah. He'd daily his shitty helicopter.

Spridget > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/21/2015 at 19:14

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No. This is it:

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/21/2015 at 19:17

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Trump would be carried around in an armored chariot covered in gold and diamonds. The ones carrying him would be mexicans, gays, muslims and other people that don’t live up to Trump’s standards (I.E anyone not white, rich, filthy rich or so bloody rich it’s obscene).

RallyWrench > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/21/2015 at 19:24

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Ah, that’s better.

For Sweden > RallyWrench 08/21/2015 at 19:30

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Needs to be wiped from my memory, maybe with a cloth.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/21/2015 at 19:37

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But ‘Murican.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > RallyWrench 08/21/2015 at 19:38

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Much.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/21/2015 at 19:51

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Nah, he’s a hypocrite.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 08/21/2015 at 19:56

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TRUE

RallyWrench > For Sweden 08/21/2015 at 19:59

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You’ll need something stronger, maybe a sander.

For Sweden > RallyWrench 08/21/2015 at 20:01

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maybe?

OPPOsaurus WRX > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/21/2015 at 20:16

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Is he the next Hitler?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/21/2015 at 20:22

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I won’t go that far, but I do think it’d be bloody insane if Trump ends up as the President. Let’s just say that your foreign relations will go downhill rather bloody quick.

facw > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/21/2015 at 20:24

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Pretty subtle for a man with a 757 don’t you think?

Nice S-76 as well:

JRapp: now as good as new again > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/21/2015 at 20:28

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Nah, it’d be based on the Cube. That even has a comb over from the rear.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/21/2015 at 20:32

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Yea.... there’s a lot of stupid people out there......

PS9 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/21/2015 at 20:34

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Hey, I just went through every possible alternate universe, and - funny thing - there isn’t one where trump became president.

That’s really strange, because there’s an alternate reality for every single potential world line event no matter how big or small except for this one. There’s plenty of alternate trumps, though; one where he’s a poor mexican illegally crossing the border, one where he runs an orphanage, one where he’s the leader of ISIS, one where he’s basically Neil DeGrasse Tyson (yes, that was very strange to witness before you ask), pretty much every kind of Trump you could conceive of exists in a parallel universe...except for one where he becomes president of the United States.

I mean...damn. The universe really wanted schrodinger’s cat to always be a corpse on this one. Oh well. Now back to my home universe where deflation and infinite money supply means 10 hour work weeks and everyone can afford supercars. Bye now! * zap*

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/21/2015 at 20:36

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I won’t call them stupid. I’m not well versed enough when it comes to US politics to claim something one way or another. But from a northern european view Trump is a bloody idiot.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PS9 08/21/2015 at 21:01

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I really hope you’re correct.

ttyymmnn > facw 08/21/2015 at 21:18

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Say what you will about Trump, but that’s a sharp livery on that 7-5.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 11/09/2016 at 18:01

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I guess we’re about to find out.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PS9 11/09/2016 at 18:03

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Reading this now, remembering that 12 months ago I also thought, “Nah, it won’t happen.”

LongbowMkII > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 11/09/2016 at 18:05

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Hi I’m from the future.

EL_ULY > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 11/09/2016 at 18:06

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100% possible lol :]

Nibby > RallyWrench 11/10/2016 at 16:07

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PS9 11/10/2016 at 16:07

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Sorry to burst your bubble

Leon711 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 11/10/2016 at 16:13

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Now that the US is a no go for me and Spain’s new government is also Right leaning, Norway is the top of the list when Brexit becomes too much for me. Trouble is, I can speak English and Spanish, but no Norwegian...

Wacko > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/10/2016 at 16:15

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AfromanGTO > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/10/2016 at 16:27

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Don’t forget the gold window tint on the Hummer and White House!

Because it reminds him of his hotel.

RallyWrench > Nibby 11/10/2016 at 16:37

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Those guys are creeping me out a little.

RallyWrench > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/10/2016 at 16:39

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I wondered why the hell I’m suddenly getting replies on a 3 month old comment. Sharing is caring, I guess?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > RallyWrench 11/10/2016 at 16:41

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Yup. I figured it was once again relevant, or at least timely humor. Also, someone else must’ve shared your comment specifically.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Nibby 11/10/2016 at 17:52

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the fuck?

Nibby > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/10/2016 at 18:23

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8)

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > LongbowMkII 11/10/2016 at 18:41

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And what a shitty future it is. :(

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/10/2016 at 18:43

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Sadly we are. I do hope he’s got someone to hold him back though. I actually never thought the people of the US would actually vote for him.. but.. oh well..

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Leon711 11/10/2016 at 18:51

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80% of Norway would be able to hold a simple everyday conversation in English, 70% of them would be able to discuss stuff.. About 50% us would be able to discuss stuff properly. I’d actually say that about 50% of the Norwegian population would be classified as fluent when it comes to English.

So, not knowing Norwegian won’t be a problem. Learning Norwegian would, since most of us tend to speak English rather well.

Leon711 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 11/10/2016 at 19:09

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I work in the oil industry and met some guys from a lovely company in Bergen and the way they operate and the way they treat their employees was fantastic. I’d love to go work for them.

Liam Farrell > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/10/2016 at 20:58

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China already has him covered